Fire Emblem - Grug’s Primitive Disadventure ROM

Fire Emblem – Grug’s Primitive Disadventure is a non-serious meme hack created by the group Team Stoned Stoners. It follows the adventures of Grug, the 21st-century caveman. After recently being freed from his frozen prison, Grug decides to rejoin human society. Accompanied by his best friend, Srek, they depart to New Rock City in order to sell Grug’s accumulated rock collection. Bandits appear to rob the dynamic duo and shenanigans ensue.

This project has been in development for two years and is finally completed since then. This project originally started as shitposting in a Fire Emblem Discord server during the height of the COVID-19 pandemic and has now evolved into this monstrosity. We would like to thank all our contributors, supporters, and critics who helped us polish this project since 2020. This is definitely a passion project, and we are glad to have finally seen it through to the end.

Features

• A fun plot full of outdated memes
• Self-insert cringe, OCs, and characters stolen from the mainline FE series shamelessly!
• Gameplay that requires the use of all 2 of your remaining brain cells.
• Weed lol
• 16 Main Story Chapters
• 2 Gaiden Chapters
• 36 Playable Characters

Recruitment List

Chapter 1

• Grug – Start
• Srek – Start
• Rye – Starting Turn 2
• Tagerine – Visit village
• Kris.k – Step on the fort nearest to start

Chapter 2

• God: Start
• Flexbot: Visit Tavern (Diamond is Definitive Exclusive)
• Dart: Talk to with God

Chapter 3

• Rickard: Start
• Kaito: Talk to with Grug

Chapter 4

• Heckless: Start
• Matty: Start
• Rohan: Talk to with Heckless or Matty
• Yozakura: Visit ruined village (Diamond is Definitive Exclusive)

Chapter 5

• Ires: Starting Turn 5
• Canas: Starting Turn 5
• Chapter 5x (Unlock by having Ires and Canas talk together in Chapter 5, Diamond is Definitive Exclusive):
• Sarge Start (Diamond is Definitive Exclusive)

Chapter 6

• Meg: Visit village
• Oocities: Talk with Grug

Chapter 7

• Halvan: Visit the right village near the top

Chapter 8

• Rafflesia: Start
• Satan: Talk to with God
• Hank: Talk to with Grug (Diamond is Definitive Exclusive)
• Scaeva: Talk to with Rye (Diamond is Definitive Exclusive)

Chapter 9

• Darknight: Shows up Turn 3 as an NPC, talk to with Grug
• CJ: Talk to with Kaito
• Julia: Visit ruins
• Chapter 9x (Unlock by having both CJ and Kaito alive, Diamond is Defintive Exclusive):
• Rayfa: Talk to with Grug (Diamond is Definitive Exclusive)

Chapter 10

• Shauna: Start
• Jose Roy: Stand on 24, 13 with any unit

Chapter 11

• Xaiver: Talk to with Julia
• Lonk: Talk to with Grug

Chapter 12

• Luna: Talk to with Grug

Chapter 15

• Dood: Start, if you have both the Chaos Crest and Chaos Bolt (Diamond is Definitive Exclusive)
• Jesus: Talk to with God

Chapter 16

• Dimitri: Joins at start if you didn’t kill him in Chapter 13

Changelog

28-08-22

• Fixed a bunch of bugs that you probably want fixed.
• Buffed God’s growths a shitton
• Nerfed Flexbot’s Res to 5%
• Replaced Kempf’s portraits with ObsidianDaddy’s Kempf